Posts Tagged ‘funny’

I Saved the Planet, Dudes

Minnesota Chronicles, Vol. 3 No seriously. It has been made clear to me that alls I have to do is leave my towels on the rack instead of the floor, and it will save the planet. Well, friends, I am happy to announce: the planet is SAVED. You can thank me later. I’ve done many […]

Posted in: travel diary · On May 16th, 2013 · No Responses
Tagged with: , , , , , ,

Brew Review: Ricky Gervais – Out of England

What? Another review? Yeah, well the only other things to talk about right now are getting kicked like dead horses, with boots covered in bacon. And the guy doing the kicking has a blister on his foot because there’s a hole in his sock. And his wife is a dental hygienist. So yeah, it’s kind […]

Posted in: review · On May 12th, 2011 · No Responses
Tagged with: , , , ,

SpaceBrew Review: Gray Matters

My red-haired wife and I watched Gray Matters last night. It’s a chick-flick. You see, chick-flicks are not my first picks when I’m looking for movies, and it’s certainly not my favorite genre. But I am an artist, and can appreciate all kinds of art. Which is why I’ll listen to rap if there’s actual […]

Posted in: review · On March 31st, 2011 · 1 Response
Tagged with: , , , , , ,

SpaceBrew Review: The Time Traveler’s Wife

After several years of deliberating and delaying and any other excuses I could find to put it off, I’ve finally finished building my HTPC. To you lay folk out there, that stands for Home Theater Personal Computer. And let me tell you: you need to get yourself one of these bad boys. Anyway, the point […]

Posted in: review · On March 10th, 2011 · No Responses
Tagged with: , , , , , ,

The Trifecta of Idiocy

Have you ever had one of those days where you just can’t do anything right? Well I haven’t. Everything I ever do is right. Ahem. Okay, well sometimes maybe I make a mistake or two. But… Okay, well sometimes I have those days too. And it seems especially bad when it happens to me because […]

Posted in: diary · On March 8th, 2011 · No Responses
Tagged with: , , , , , ,

Here’s Your Sign

You always hear people asking, “Why do drive-up ATMs have Braille on the buttons? Do they think blind people will be driving? LOL”. But my question is far more simple. Why do ATMs have Braille on them? Do they think blind people will be pulling out cash? The buttons don’t have assigned functions and values, […]

Posted in: diary · On October 20th, 2010 · 1 Response
Tagged with: , , , , ,

I’m not real proud of myself right now.

For one who considers himself on top of the technology game, I sure did just pull a major blunder. Now I don’t purport to know everything about everything, or everything about all the new tech coming out, but I do keep up with it fairly well. I stay abreast (God I love that word) of […]

Posted in: diary · On October 18th, 2010 · 2 Responses
Tagged with: , , , , ,

The Time Traveler Convention

We had a little get-together the other night with a few friends, and I think some of the things that happened that night are worth mentioning. It was a hot summer night, just like every other night has been this year, here in Texas. It’s so hot that when my wife and I sit outside […]

Posted in: science · On August 23rd, 2010 · 2 Responses
Tagged with: , , , , , ,

Wait. What birds? What bees?

A few years ago, when my nephew was still just a little shaver, we found ourselves faced with an uncomfortable confrontation when my sister mentioned something about sex. Now it wasn’t something inappropriate, to be sure, but rather something along the lines of “sex in a movie” or something equally as innocuous. So all she […]

Posted in: diary · On August 18th, 2010 · 4 Responses
Tagged with: , , , , , ,

The Law of Averages

I can’t recall how well I did in statistics class, most likely because of one of the few following reasons: I a) didn’t take statistics class in college, b) spent way too much time between the sheets with girls and not near enough between the pages of schoolbooks, or c) didn’t actually go to college. […]

Posted in: diary · On August 2nd, 2010 · 11 Responses
Tagged with: , , , , ,