Yesterday we celebrated my hot cousin’s 20th birthday with a whole bunch of drinking, swimming, music and drinking, and a little sunburn on the side. The party was a wild success. We played water polo, pin the tail on the donkey, simon says, and a rousing game of marco / polo. A good time was had by all!
Some friends of mine came over to assist in the partyship, and everything seemed dandy. Then suddenly, from out of nowhere, one of the pretty girls splashed a little too wildly and her top came down just a little bit. I’m not talking full boobal exposure – just a tad bit of nipple peeked out. And one of the other girls saw it and made a comment to some of the men who were sitting on the deck (and were not fortunate [as I was] to get to be part of the audience).
Well it could have stopped there, but the men (being old and dirty) said some things like “hey we missed it why didn’t you tell us blah blah” just being funny. And this gets back to those men’s wives who make their own comments. At this point, some other woman thought that some certain girl shouldn’t have ever made the initial comment in the first place and BOOOOOM! The drama bomb went right the hell off.
What fun is a party if someone doesn’t get totally enraged and scream at several people before storming out? Can you really say you’ve had a good and successful party if several people don’t leave because of some shitty little insignificant comment made about a nipslip? I think not! And while I’m surprised it didn’t come to full blows between two of the women, I think it all turned out well.
My friend is of course made to feel guilty for letting her breast peek out to say “hay guys what’s going on in this pool” and subsequently causing about five people to leave the party before the first wave of people even passed out. Thanks girls! Glad we could count on you all to completely overreact and turn something rare and beautiful into world war freaking three! Here’s a list of all the men who added to the drama:
Well anyway, a good time was indeed had by all (at least up to a certain point) and we came away with some great grilled raspberry chicken (thanks Kumo) and an extra twelve-pack of Corona! Happy birthday hot cousin!
this same thing happened to me and instaed of ppl getting mad or leaving i think everyone was happy because they got to see boobs. whats wrong with your ppl?
Are you saying your boobs came out, or just some random girls?
If you’ve seen Katy, you know it wasn’t her. Uh… yeah.
what the hell does that mean. f you space
I need to come to more of you guys’s parties
The only real problem I have with the column is the opening line, where you say, “my hot cousin.”
Really? Barf, Spacey!
Oh wait you ended the column with the same two words. AHH!
Well she is pretty hot, Kinetic. And nice cans too. Hi five Space!
Hey, thanks, Enlarged Penis! Your username reminds me of something I have at home. Not going to say what it is here though.